IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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