I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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