Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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