operation harelip BJ is a go
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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