People with herpes should wear stickers.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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