we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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