i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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