If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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