this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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