Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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