I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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