I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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