Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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