Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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