I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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