You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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