i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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