no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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