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i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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