I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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