rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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