worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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