I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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