she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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