I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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