that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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