so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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