i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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