There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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