The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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