Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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