Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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