Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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