WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
She's like a pop up book from hell.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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