you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My bed smells like the plague
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
