My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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