i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
