Can Purell be used as lube?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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