That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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