let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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