I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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