Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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