i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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