he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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