Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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