i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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