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So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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