there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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