Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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