Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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